So I was out this morning running some errands with Nick Kruge, and we ended up at the Sam’s Club to get some cleaning supplies and food. We were checking out the freezer section when who comes sauntering down the isle but

BILLY

FUCKING

MITCHELL!!!!!!!!!

I shit you not, good sirs and madams!!!  His handshake was as firm as I had always imagined it being, and he handled my obvious fanboy drooling with the seasoned grace of a true celebrity. He mentioned briefly that Sam’s Clubs in florida carry his world famous, award-winning hot sauce, and he was here on a routine check to see if everything was fine.

So there you have it. Straight from the horse’s mouth. If, like Nick Kruge, you are not aware of who Billy Mitchell is, you should read his Wikipedia entry, this older article about his 1st PERFECT GAME OF PAC MAN and rent a copy of the movie The King of Kong.

My life will never be the same.