Friends and Enemies! Compatriots and Bipartisans!! Infants and Octogenarians!!!
The day to celebrate is finally at hand!!!!! This, the most official of all Honor Roll Blogs, is now open to the public for perusal and scrutiny! The very fabric of our most secret inner world laid bare for all the world to see! The precise, ant-like subdivisions of labour meticulously documented, complete with Hypertext Links, Animated Gifs, Embedded Video, and a healthy dollop of Hot-105 style Good Lovin’.
If these things, among other forthcoming promises of Unbelievable Splenor do not persuade you to not only read this blog frequently, but to subscribe to the unerring philosophies of the Honor Roll, then I am sorely, sorely sorry for your lame ass, and don’t come crying to me when no chicks dig you.
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The Honor Roll, the Awesome New Republic, the Down Home Southernaires, Airship Rocketship and Denny Denny Breakfast.
Surely, these things are only the beginning of the Megalomaniacal Juggernaut that is The Honor Roll and Miami at Large. Stay Tuned for frequent glimpses of the Amazing Future World we will soon learn to call “Home”.
If you are going to be all high and mighty with the first post you gotta do spell check yo!